This morning I looked out the window to see... The TV is gone! Inner dialogue goes something like this:
YESSS!!! *fist pump*fist pump*
Wait. Someone STOLE our TV!
WHO would just take something off the street like that? Is one of our neighbors weird? Or was there a weirdo cruising our street in the wee hours of the morning?
but - IT'S GONE! Wahoo! *happy dance*
Wait. Does our TV contain any personal information that someone could extract?
Ok. That's pretty stupid.
Wait. Could someone have taken the TV as part of a plot to report us to the HOA?
Again. Pretty stupid.
Well... I guess we'll never know who took the TV or what it is doing now.
fade out.
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Whoo Hooo. You know in Holland [where Uncle Mike used to live] they used to have a big trash day. That is where people would leave items on the curb, say a big screen TV that they didn't want anymore, and people would come and take it. Do you have any Dutch People in your neighborhood?
hah! so liberating and violating all at the same time :) Congratulations!!
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